I don’t stay up past 10:30 on a school night.
Even for a new episode of “Top Chef.”
The blondies that required me to delay my bedtime were supposed to be perfect – the ideal collusion of sweet and salty, the optimal texture of chewy in the center and crispy around the edges, and, of course, the proper density for a bar-type item.
They were not supposed to be over an inch thick.
And they were not supposed to end up looking like a giant raspberry-speckled sheet cake.
“Do I need to take out an egg?” I wonder.
“Should I have used less flour? More butter? Or just a bigger pan? Do Pyrex pans from Target even come bigger than 9x13? And if they do, would I want to risk uneven baking by using one?”
I’m not sure. About any of it.
And it’s driving me crazy.
I want to get back in the kitchen right away and try again. And again. And again – until I finally get the recipe right and make the ultimate raspberry white chocolate macadamia nut blondie that will spur everyone who consumes one to gasp and moan and take pornographic pictures of it to put on their blogs – just like I do on Saturday afternoon when I bite into my first chocolate chip cookie from Bakelab, a wholesale and retail bakery in Los Angeles.
“She gets it.” I think, as I move on from the ultimate chocolate chip cookie to the sugar-coated ginger cookie that is both chewy and crunchy, sweet and spicy, familiar and unique all at once.“She is sure.”
And she has spent more than just a day ruminating over how to perfect the recipes for an iced oatmeal cookie that is reminiscent of the signature Mother’s version, or a peanut butter sandwich cookie that contains a dollop of creamy peanut butter in the center.
In short, Feuer is an artist.
And her cookies, cupcakes, snowballs, cakes, bars, and brownies are her works of art.
I can’t help but blush when she gives me and the other food bloggers and media attending the complimentary Bakelab cookie party on Saturday a demonstration of how to make the perfect chocolate chip cookie. Even with my occasional kitchen mishaps and blondie blunders, prior to her lesson, I thought I knew my way around a cookie. Cream softened butter with sugar, add the eggs and vanilla, fold in the flour/dry ingredients, and then pour in the chocolate chips – I can do it with my eyes closed.
But there’s more to the perfect cookie than that. Butter and sugar should only be creamed for one minute and thirty seconds, the vanilla should be added before the eggs so it penetrates the butter, and the flour should be mixed in two seconds longer than when it’s first incorporated to generate the right amount of gluten for optimal chewiness.
Feuer doesn’t flaunt her expertise though. She wears an apron/lab coat that has been silk-screened with her doodles. She tweets about eating gummy cokes and having “sweet teeth.” And she giggles when she recalls a request that she received from a Playboy bunny for pink snowballs to serve at the Playboy Mansion.
And then go back for a second peanut butter cookie and two samples of Feuer’s pristinely frosted cupcakes (also divine) as well.
She’s sure.
And while I still don’t know how to fix my blondies, I am sure that I will be ordering an assorted box of her goodies while I figure it out.
Bakelab treats are available for order online at http://laurelavenuebakery.com/ or http://laurelavenuebakery.foodoro.com/store/ and by phone at (310) 330-9055. Treats are available for nationwide shipping and are also sold at the following vendors:
Yummy.com in Playa Vista, Santa Monica and West Hollywood
Oaks Gourmet in Franklin Village, Los Angeles
Kirk Douglas Theatre in Culver City
Bakelab will also be donating pink elephant cookies and snowballs to the EAT MY BLOG charity bake sale at Zeke’s Smokehouse & BBQ on Saturday, June 19th.
14 comments:
Wowzas those were some killa-crazy cookies! I shared some of them with my friends today and they tried to hump my leg. Had to beat them off with long wooden stick. I can't wait for the snowballs at Eat My Blog! Bunny-what?
Oh those were amazing cookies. I took one chocolate chip cookie on the drive to Oxnard today and shared them and they all went "Do you have more? What do you mean you didn't bring more??"
oh now i'm super sorry to have missed this! :( maybe my thighs aren't sorry, but my belly sure is!
Mmmmm, those cookies looks great! I love sweets!
I'm definitely going to order something from there when I get back from my trip.
Sorry you blondies didn't turn out that way you hoped. It does look delicious though.
Anna - I shared some with Hank and he went nuts for them too! Best cookies EVER!
Fiona - Haha, I'm sort of wishing I had taken more too! Especially of the peanut butter!
Amy - My thighs may never recover. But I'm kind of okay with that.
Danny - You should check out their treats at Eat My Blog! If you ask nicely, I may even save you a snowball!
Jenn - Go for the variety box -- honestly, ever single cookie is amazing, and it's fun to try all the different flavors.
Sorry the blondies were a bust.. do you have any more of the iced oatmeal cookies? Can I have one pleeeeeaaasssee??
I'll take one (or ten) of everything.
Diana,
As you discovered - baking is chemistry. And it's a real shocker for folks who are killer improv cooks to discover that baking isn't quite so flexible : )
Odds are your well intentioned fresh raspberries added way too much water.
In the meantime, at least you can console yourself with Bakelab - her stuff looks divine!
SWOONING! These desserts all look completely amazing and the precision that goes into them is astounding.
Evidently, I've been doing cookies wrong all along.. that's why I've resolved to leave it to the experts!!
That said, your white chocolate, raspberry creation sounds completely delish.. even it you think you botched it! ;)
DessertDarling~
Looks like I missed out on some amaaaazing treats! Guess I'll have to buy some at EAT MY BLOG! WOOOOT!
Fun, fun! There will be money set aside at EMB for some of these!
Esi - I do. But it may need to be eaten while I watch Gossip Girl tonight... ;)
Ashley - That's good - there's a minimum of twelve in an order!
Oddly Me - Hah, yeah I was actually a baker before I was a cook, so am familiar with how finicky batters and doughs can be! It's amazing how easily things can go wrong. The blondies were actually the right consistency in terms of water content (I adjusted the flour to compensate for the moisture from the raspberries), I just needed to either reduce the recipe or use a bigger pan! Next time!
Jenny - It was so interesting to learn all of Kristin's baking tips! It actually makes me want to get back in the kitchen and work out those blondies.
Cathy - A little birdie told me she's going to be bringing some cookies with her as well...
Chrystal & Amir - You may have to fight me for them! ;)
Oh YUM. I need to try some of those!!
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